And Then There Was Zane

if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.
if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.
if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.

stokefacekillah:

Wine in a can

dafuq:

Polite bears

Must be Canadian

Reblogging for the above comment.

I made the weirdest noise when I saw this :3 SO CUTE.

raptorjesusdiedforoursins:

pantsareunwelcome:

!!!!

http://raptorjesusdiedforoursins.tumblr.com/

why god why

I don’t even. Who is this guy? he should die. Violently.

Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos 
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*